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I think it's time we had a chat with little Paul. Seems he's been truant quite a bit recently, missing over half the days he should be at his lessons. The Truant Officer says he's been seen in Burkina Faso, Sudan, Brazil, Chile, Haiti, Russia, France, and Hungary. He's also been hanging out with an unscrupulous gang of thieves that go by the name of the UN. I'm really worried about him. I tried talking to him about it, about how he should be working on more important things, but he just won't listen. He says he's going to Libya this weekend and India, Japan, China and Hong Kong next month. Isn't there anything we can do? I think he's got a problem...


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