Today Captain Destructo and the Mistress of Chaos marked their first four years on this planet. It's been a roller-coaster ride, but their parents are still hanging on to their sanity. Barely. There are signs that these children's craziness-inducing qualities are diminishing, but it's too early to declare the danger over.

They celebrated with a spaghetti and meatball dinner, and enjoyed making a colossal mess.

(Apologies for the extreme lameness of the blog lately. Standard lameness will be restored as soon as possible.)